It usually takes me twenty minutes to get the joke.
No, I'm not blonde.
Some of my best friends are blondes. I think being blonde is a state of mind, no matter your hair color. But there's blonde, and then there's BLONDE.
"Deonn & the Blondes" circa 1995 |
Back during my "Deonn & the Blondes" days, I loved it when people would come up after a show and ask, "Which one of you is Deonn?" I'd say, with a straight face, "Um, that would be me." (Hilarious! Could you be more blonde?)
Part of our routine would be to tell a bunch of blonde jokes. Here's my fave:
Gail (a "natural" blonde): I'm so tired of people picking on me. I'm just as smart as anyone, and I'll prove it! I can name the capital of any state in the USA. Try me.
Me: OK, Gail, but we don't want you to hurt yourself! How about... Wyoming?
Gail: Hmmm, ...uhm..., Oh, I know! "W"!
Then we'd all *palm/forehead* during the laughter. Then she'd say,
Gail: I'll bet you thought I was going to say "Y"! And she'd burst out laughing.
Get it? Y-oming?
OK, I'm wiping my tears from laughter.
Now to the point. My "blondeness" is such that it takes me a while to catch on. But I still get it, maybe five minutes later, maybe the next day, maybe the next decade.
One thing I am catching on to is the use of BIRDS in quilts. A hundred years ago, birds were popular in quilts. Just ask Sandra Starley, quilt appraisor extraordinaire!
from an 1850 "Rose of Sharon" quilt |
Hen Party Chicks in the Coop |
Hen Party Chicks in the Barnyard |
Hen Party Chick |
Hen Party Chicklets... For patterns click → HERE ← |
Hoo-Ville Chick |
"Hooterville" quilted for a client. More pics HERE |
Such a cute pincushion, hate to stick him with a pin! |
Owlet coin purse, 3" x 3-1/2" |
Won some Yummy fabric from Shari at Doohikey Designs!! |
Look,"Hoos" in the Forest!! |
So maybe next year, after the trend is over, I'll figure out what "PUT A BIRD ON IT" actually means, then I'll start working on more quilts with birds on them...
Isn't that "tweet"? |
What is your favorite feathered fowl - and where do you put them??
Unless the pattern called for it, I haven't "put a bird on it". My grandsons quilt used owl fabric and the pattern i chose had an applique owl on it, and I did a small wall hanging with a bird on it but that's really it.
ReplyDeleteI have chicken and flamingo fabrics but haven't done anything with them yet.
FLAMINGOs, hadn't thought about those... there's something about them that just make you smile!
ReplyDeleteA little birdie pointed me to this post. Didn't know I'd been on your blog. I've been putting birds on all my quilts lately, last 3 all have appliqued birds or bird fabric. Glad to know I'm so trendy. That video was too funny and then creepy! See you in Heber.
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